Lyrics The Healthy Song - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

The Healthy Song

Fish and chips
Steak and beef
Grapes and eggs
Steak, eggs, uh Are you hungry?
You look to be a bit hungry
No Doot doot doot doot
Lots of people get hungry
That’s your body
Hungry comes from your body
Get off me But your body, it must’a have to be healthy!
What’s that?
A tasty snack!
You don’t wanna go and eat a snack like that!
Greedy to eat all that
You’ll end up with your teeth all grey!
Doot doot doot doot doot
Doot doot doot doot doot to be healthy!
Food is talking
Let’s get healthy now!
Hello?
You need to know what’s right from wrong
You see, the body is like a special house
With blood, hair, and organs in the different rooms
Oh look, there’s Mr. Bladder in the basement, haha
What?
Now food comes in through the chimney (mouth)
And goes from room to room, greeting the different organs!
Hello!
Now, the good, healthy food is very nice and polite to the organs
And so is invited to stay, for the party!
Yay!
But the bad, not-healthy foods are very rude!
And must leave through the catflap
Rude!
That doesn’t make sense!
Doot doot doot doot doot
Doot doot doot doot doot to be healthy
Hello?
What’s that?
A tasty snack!
You don’t wanna go and eat a snack like that!
Greedy to eat all that
You’ll end up with your gums all grey!
Yeah, but something’s wrong!
Exactly!
How do we know which ones are the healthy foods to eat?
Well, that’s easy!
The food groups can easily be sorted using the simple health shape
Choosing normal, plain-looking foods
Such as bread, cream, white sauce, and aspic
Keep the body ticking over just nicely!
Isn’t that right?
I need to go!
But wait, what’s this?
Fancy, show-offy foods
Like cooked meats, fruit salad, soil foods, and yolk!
Ugh!
These foods will clog up the body with unnecessary detail!
Oh no look, it’s all broken and on the floor
Everything tastes great
But maybe we should wait
No!
Before we put it on the plate
Enough!
Or it could be too late, for you
I don’t wanna do this anymore!
I choose a pizza slice
Bread and cheese taste so nice
What’s that, a pizza slice?
But you’re better off with plain white sauce!
What’s that, plain white sauce?
Plain white sauce makes your teeth go grey!
Doesn’t matter, just throw it away!
Why not try something else on your tray?
Uh, what’s that?
A lovely pie?
But you’re gonna end up sad inside!
Ugh, sad inside!
You’re gonna make me sick!
Why not choose some ice cream cake?
But ice cream cake makes your kidney spleen!
What’s that, your kidney spleen?
Kidney spleen makes your teeth go grey!
Well, everyone has their teeth go grey
Just eat yeast and it’ll go away!
But how much have you had today?
Too much yeast makes your teeth go grey!
How about some onion paste?
Looks like fun, have a taste!
That wasn’t onion paste
You shouldn’t eat food from a stranger’s plate!
A stranger’s plate!
A stranger’s plate!
A stranger’s plate!
A stranger’s plate!
A stranger’s plate!
A stranger’s plate!
A stranger’s plate!
A stranger’s plate!
A stranger’s plate!
A stranger’s plate!
A stranger’s plate!
A stranger’s plate!
A stranger’s plate!
A stranger’s plate!
A stranger’s plate!