Lyrics The Computer Song - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

The Computer Song

I’m a computer
I’m a computery guy
Everything made out of buttons and wires
I’d like to show you, inside my digital life
Inside my mind there is a digital mind
Oh, maybe you can help us answer this question
What is the biggest thing…
Clever
I’m very clevery guy (Wow!)
Count to a fifty in the blink of my eye
And print a picture, and then I tell you the time (Time?)
Help you to find something you’re wanting to find
Now it’s easy to be a clever smart boy like me
If you can do it all digitally!
Wow, I’d like to be as smart as a computer
Actually, we already have a computer
Great, great news!
Now, before we begin our journey
I just need to get some information from you
What’s your name?
Where do you live?
What do you like to eat?
I live in my house
Spaghetti!
Well, my name is…
Great news!
Now, just a few more questions, and we’ll be on our way (Wait a second)
What’s your favorite color?
(Stop talking)
Do you like cow’s or goat’s milk?
(Be quiet)
Do you have brown hair?
What is your blood type?
Are you a… (Shut up!)
Don’t touch me!
What?
Welcome, in my digital home
Eerything’s made out of numbers and code (Huh?)
Wow!
We’re all computery
Oh yeah, wow, wow, wow, 'cause of the computer
I don’t get it
How could it be?
If I’m sitting at home, but I’m inside the screen
But you’re not you
You’re your digital you
Virtually real, but controlled by real you
But if he’s not quite real, then I’m not real too
And you’re not real you
He’s inside your real you
Oh wow, how amazing, and interesting too
But in this digital world, what can we do?
What can we do?
Hey, good question
Well, it’s up to you
In the digital world, there’s only three things to do
Wow, look a pie chart
Digital style
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Wow, look, a bar graph
Digital style
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Wow, look, a line graph
Digital style
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Wow, look, an oblong
Digital style
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Wow, look, nothing
Digital style
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Wow, look, nothing
Digital style
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Wow, look, nothing
Digital style
Do a digital dancing, hey, this is fun
Do a digital dancing
Do a digital dancing
Do a digital dancing
Do a digital dancing
Do a digit-
…makes two and one
I am going to paint a picture of a clown
My dad is a computer
You are not invited to the party
Wait, what?