| Hey hey, I got a monster in the closet
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| The door’s open even though I’ve tried to lock it
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| His teeth are long, he’s gonna eat me today
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| No matter what you say, I won’t be OK, so there
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| Hey hey, won’t you just turn out your pocket
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| And gimme something I can put up on the docket
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| A simple strategy for fighting it back
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| It’s not like talking to it nice is gonna put it on track
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| Just a stick or a broom that’ll help me get it out of the room
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| I don’t wanna meet my own doom tonight
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| So hey, just help me out
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| Lend me a shotgun please for just one bout
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| Hey hey, I got a monster in the closet
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| We used some tape and now we’re hoping that’ll block it
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| Must be a gate into another dimension
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| And now I feel like a moderator in a detention, but now I’m
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| Hey hey, just a picture in a locket
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| Now that it’s gone and torn my bones out of their sockets
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| A solemn memory for those who knew best
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| But for the monster in the closet, wasn’t even a test
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| So why couldn’t you loan me a little help of your own?
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| You couldn’t even look in the room to be sure
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| So hey, just help me out
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| Lend me a shotgun please for just one bout
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| Hey, just help me out
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| Lend me an 8-gauge please, put it in my mouth
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| I called, I called your name out loud
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| You never came and it was just the bones they found
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| It didn’t leave a single bit of meat
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| Not enough for positive police ID
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| And now I’m gone, gone, gone, don’t you regret
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| Never giving me the time you say you’d spend?
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| Sitting by my crackpot ass in bed |
Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Monster in the Closet, artist - Direct Hit!. Album song Domesplitter (Reissue), in the genre Иностранный рок