| His girlfriend’s at wit’s end, but they want to try again
|
| He’s tried to ask how do they make some breakup mutual
|
| It’s not like they could write a note then climb on a bike,
|
| Ride into the wide blue and forget what they’ve been through
|
| She’s a bitch and he’s a dick
|
| She makes him sick, he makes her frantic
|
| So faking like they’ll ride into the sunset’s not romantic
|
| So what should they do?
|
| Could they just shut up?
|
| They’ve withstood barbs, lances, sharp glances
|
| Still go to shrinks, not dances
|
| It’s not my fault that I think suicide’s a far cry from useless
|
| Confucius would say «fuck this,"chalk deuces
|
| She thinks their relationship could use an injection of commitment
|
| So how 'bout brains on pavement?
|
| Permanent’s an understatement
|
| So how do I go through this shit?
|
| No, I’m not used to fights, bashes, wounds, gashes
|
| Heartbreak, attacks, rematches
|
| Not to say I’m OK
|
| I’ve shown my share of contained enragement
|
| Adjacent to their tear-filled complacence
|
| I think they should take some time to be apart, reflect, rewind
|
| But that’s no option when they both say that they’re fine
|
| Fuck this, I’m not taking it
|
| This song’s devoted to commitment
|
| We’re sick of all the whining, no one cares, no one can stand it
|
| An automatic rifle in their mouth’s the best prescription
|
| We’re all so glad we’ve come to such an eloquent decision
|
| So thank you, your undue attention’s helped me see who I care for:
|
| Myself more than them
|
| Just try to ignore my portents
|
| Important life lessons aren’t absorbent, like towels or bowels
|
| I’m too drunk to form vowels |