| Last call for alcohol.
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| Last call for your freedom of speech.
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| Drink up. |
| Happy hour is now enforced by law.
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| Don’t forget our house special, it’s called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
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| It’s got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
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| and a jigger of formaldehyde
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| from the jar with Hitler’s brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
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| Happy trails to you. |
| Happy trails to you.
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| I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
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| Born again with fascist cravings
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| Still, you made me president
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| Human rights will soon go 'way
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| I am now your Shah today
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| Now I command all of you
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| Now you’re going to pray in school
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| I’ll make sure they’re Christian too
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| California Uber alles
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| Uber alles California
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| Ku Klux Klan will control you
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| Still you think it’s natural
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| Nigger knockin' for the master race
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| Still you wear the happy face
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| You closed your eyes, can’t happen here
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| Alexander Haig is near
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| Vietnam won’t come back you say
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| Join the army or you will pay
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| California Uber alles
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| Uber alles California
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| Yeah, that’s it. |
| Just relax.
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| Have another drink, few more pretzels, little more MSG.
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| Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV.
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| Lock your doors. |
| Close your mind.
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| It’s time for the two-minute warning.
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| Welcome to 1984
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| Are you ready for the third world war?!?
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| You too will meet the secret police
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| They’ll draft you and they’ll jail your niece
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| You’ll go quitely to boot camp
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| They’ll shoot you dead, make you a man
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| Don’t you worry, it’s for a cause
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| Feeding global corporations' claws
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| Die on our brand new poison gas
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| El Salvador or Afghanistan
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| Making money for President Reagan
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| And all the friends of President Reagan
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| California Uber alles
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| Uber alles California |