| We ain’t going to the party
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| We ain’t going to the game
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| We ain’t going to the disco
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| Ain’t gonna cruise down main
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| We’re stealing people’s mail
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| Stealing people’s mail
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| Stealing people’s mail
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| On a Friday night
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| Drivin' in the mountains
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| Winding 'round and 'round
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| Rummage thru your mailboxes
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| Take your mail back to town
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| And we got license plates, wedding gifts, tax returns
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| Checks to politicians from real estate firms
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| Money, bills and cancelled checks
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| Pretty funny pictures of your kids
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| We’re gonna steal your mail
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| On a Friday night
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| We’re gonna steal your mail
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| By the pale moonlight
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| We got grocery sackful after grocery sackful
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| After grocery sackful after grocery sackful
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| After grocery sackful after grocery sackful
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| Of the private lives of you
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| People say that we’re crazy
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| We’re sick and all alone
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| But when we read your letters
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| We’re rolling on the floor!
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| And we got more license plates, wedding gifts, tax returns
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| Checks to politicians from real estate firms
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| Money, bills and canceled checks
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| We cut relationships with your friends
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| We’re gonna steal your mail
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| On a Friday night
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| We’re gonna steal your mail
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| By the pale moonlight
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| We better not get caught
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| We’ll be dumped in institutions
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| Where we’ll be drugged and shocked
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| 'Til we come out born-again Christians!
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| Stealing people’s mail
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| Stealing people’s mail
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| Stealing people’s mail
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| Stealing people’s mail
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| On a Friday night, n-n-n-night! |