| Let me apologize in advance
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| For the way my friend behaves
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| He’ll pick a fight and take a holy stance
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| He’s so proud that he’s so saved
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| I hope you don’t judge Jesus
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| By the things my friend will say
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| He holds a bible like a dagger
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| And he twists it just that way
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| He just loves conversation — like a cat loves a bird
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| I guess he’s always been a good man — in the worst sense of the word
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| The good knights went out to save the day
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| In the age of the crusades
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| A sharp sword on a tortured soul
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| They were sure the point was made
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| Any tool can be a weapon
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| If it’s used with that intent
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| The devil’s great at quoting scripture
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| And confusing what it meant
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| So all the evils done for Jesus — it is a history so absurd
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| But there will always be a good man — in the worst sense of the word
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| They 'jacked a plane to make a sneak attack
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| They were trained to die in flames
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| Their last words were to God above
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| Just to praise His holy name
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| For all the terror and destruction
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| They felt no sense of shame
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| You gotta wonder why religion |
| Can make people so insane
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| But their devotion was unquestioned — follow straight and never swerve
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| The devil always needs a good man — in the worst sense of the word |