| I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian
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| It really doesn’t matter cause it’s all the same and
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| Black boys, brown boys, blah blah blah
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| You give me your number, I call you up
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| Yo, you know who you look like? |
| (aha ha)
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| You know who you look like? |
| (aha ha)
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| You know who you look like? |
| (DR)
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| You know who you look like? |
| (Yeah, yeah)
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| Now shorty said I look like Carlos Mencia
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| Like Carlos Mencia?
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| Fuck Carlos Mencia
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| I said take notice, and ma please focus
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| I look like him, but mixed with George Lopez
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| Shorty said I look like Mario Lopez
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| With no lats, and no traps and no pecs
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| And no abs
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| Shorty said I look like Cro-mag-
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| Non man, that’s a cave man
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| She told me I was racist at the rave, man
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| Yeah shorty said I look like a Cro-mag too, man
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| She said I’m half Rasta, half pasta, no Ragu, man
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| Shorty said I look like Slash with no hat on
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| She asked if I had a spot where we could get our smash on
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| Shorty said I look like Devendra Banhart
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| Shorty said I look like that dude from Japan’s art
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| You know the dude that did the Kanye album covers
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| Shorty said I look just like Egyptian Lover
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| Yeah, we was kicking it
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| I said «You chillin, ma?»
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| Shorty said I look like a chubby Jake Gyllenhaal
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| I said, this ain’t «Brokeback»
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| And I’m a broke mack
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| Type so hard, I’m now typing on a broke Mac
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| Book Air, well girl you look here
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| I look real fly
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| And we fly high
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| I’m like the Latino cop on CSI-I-I
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| Shorty said I look like the guy
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| Who did that song «La Bamba»
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| What was his name? |
| Ay-carumba!
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| I don’t even know, shorty wanna do the rumba
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| I said that was dumb, thu
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| Wait, shorty said I look like Osama
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| Plus Obama, minus the drama
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| Shorty wanna meet my momma
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| Shorty said I look real calm
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| And maybe I got good karma
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| I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian
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| It really doesn’t matter cause it’s all the same and
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| Black boys, brown boys, blah blah blah
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| You give me your number, I call you up
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| Yo, you know who you look like?
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| You know who you look like?
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| You know who you look like?
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| You know who you look like?
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| Shorty said I look like Aditya Pancholi, Chunky Pandey or Deepak Tijori
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| Maybe John Abraham or Shahrukh Khan
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| Amitabh Bachchan, Salman Khan
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| Amir Khan, Kader Khan
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| Genghis Khan or Irrfan Khan
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| I just wanna eloheinu all night long
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| Shorty said I look like the dude from the Passion of the Christ
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| Jesus Christ
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| Shorty said I smell like beans and rice
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| Shorty said I look like the dude from the Passion of the Christ
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| Yeah, shorty said it twice
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| Shorty said I was nice
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| Yeah, shorty bit my ear like Mike Tyse
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| Shorty said I look like Bob Weisz
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| Shorty said I look like Swizz Beats but like
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| Minus the ice
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| Shorty said I’m nice, yeah shorty said it twice
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| Shorty said I look like Shaun Bridgmohan
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| I said maybe I might just look like just Mohan
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| Broham, or maybe Rohan
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| Shorty said the ninja that she with ain’t this
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| And shorty said I act like a gay David Banner on acid
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| Shorty said I look like I work in a garage
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| Shorty said I’m Turtle from Entourage
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| And she looks like Sloan
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| And when we bone
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| Shorty don’t say much, shorty just moan
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| And that’s cause I’m a freak, yo
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| Shorty said I look like Richard Grieco
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| Grieco or Greco?
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| Shorty said I look like Art Deco
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| Shorty said I look like the gecko from the Geico commercials
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| Plus the caveman too, she hurt me
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| She hurt you too, man?
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| She hurt a lot of fools
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| Oh my god she did a lot to a lot of fools
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| Shorty said I look like the dude who cuts her roses
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| She forgets his name but she supposes it was Moses
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| Wait, Moises?
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| Shorty asked why all the boys-es from all those places have such strange names
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| and faces
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| I told her das racist
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| I told her das racist
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| I told her das racist
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| I told her das racist
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| I told her das racist, she likes me cause I’m tasteless
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| I gave her bracelets and we hit it in her momma’s basement
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| Adjacent to her gay sister’s dark room
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| Shorty says I look like a cartoon
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| Like a dude throwing a harpoon at a whale and shit
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| I like 'em brown, yellow, Puerto Rican or Haitian
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| It really doesn’t matter cause it’s all the same and
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| Black boys, brown boys, blah blah blah
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| You give me your number, I call you up
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| Yo, you know who you look like?
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| You know who you look like?
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| You know who you look like?
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| You know who you look like?
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| Aha, ha
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| Aha, ha
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| DR |
Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Shorty Said , by - Das Racist. Song from the album Shut Up, Dude, in the genre Рэп и хип-хоп