| L. Ron Hubbard with no bling
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| Vitamin Water and codeine
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| You think you know things
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| But you know no things
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| I’m just waiting for the bell to go ‘ding'
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| Maybe we can sell the whole thing
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| Keep your hand in your pocket
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| They can smell the gold ring
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| If somebody felled an old tree
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| Jokingly and only three people got the joke
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| «Is the tree pine, maple, or oak, or other?»
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| I’m the other brother from another mother
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| The other light meat
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| You like me?
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| I might be your father
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| Sister, Sister
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| Rodger Dodger
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| Trickster, Big Bird
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| Hipster, blipster
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| Too many crackers listening for me to say «Ni—»
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| Ahem, if you don’t get it, it’s fine, let it rewind
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| Or, never play it again
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| Say it again
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| Sam Raimi
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| Power, responsibility
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| It’s too easy
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| Even if I told you about it
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| You probably wouldn’t even believe me
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| Danny the Hybrid hard like jerkin' off with arthritis
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| Another episode
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| You niggers still writing pilots
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| I’m the big dog
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| Yousa fire hydrant
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| The big mack, spend a thousand on the islands
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| I’m toking violent
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| You’re smoking Miley Cyrus
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| I tell my hoes what they want
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| To hear like I’m a psychic
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| Don’t like young hoes
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| Those bitches can’t cook
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| I eat an old ho like the big bad wolf
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| I cop a pound and everyday (?) is on
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| That means I got the grams like an old folks' home
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| Bitches licking on the dick like its Mister Softee
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| Blowing all on it like it’s hot coffee
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| And she deepthroat
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| And she lick my nuts
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| That’s a combination nut lick and dick suck
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| Das Racist, like the black quarterback
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| Let me get a load of that for my cataracts
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| It’s too easy
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| Even if I told you about it
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| You probably wouldn’t even believe me
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| Otherworld Newspeak
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| Y’all know how I spit
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| Half-internet, half-high school cafeteria shit
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| I’m hype how the internet get
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| Yo, 2×4's with like splinters and shit
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| White demons with green pockets
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| Line up at our shows to peep game
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| How we rock it?
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| No qualms with cockblocking white dudes from Boston
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| I don’t know why people think we give a fuck so often
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| We Waco, we Maaco
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| But you are just a touch-up
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| Homie, take your heart out your chest, no (?)
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| Talk it how I walk it
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| Himanshu got ‘nuff guff
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| Other words: you could get roughed up, tough stuff
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| Your band about as lame as Staind or Train
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| «Soul Sister» hold blisters on my brain
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| Probably think this song is about you, you vain
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| But me, I’m burning one to Carl Thomas’s «Summer Rain»
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| Chilling, relaxing, having a good time
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| The name don’t ring bells: it break doors down
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| The neighbors hear yells from eight floors down
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| They say «This here’s Hell, it’s all yours now»
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| All around nice guys get snuffed for sport, clown
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| Life check: 1, 2, what is this?
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| «Your money or your life?»
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| And I’m like, «What's the difference?»
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| And if the price is right, I could buy all you dipshits
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| Put him near a mike and the rest not your business
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| Chumps
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| Save yourself the lumps
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| Why shoot the five a hundred times
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| When you could shoot the nine once?
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| And come and find a little guy can pack a supersize punch
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| Bar sixteen, a pregnant verse come every nine months
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| Until next time
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| Thanks for tuning in
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| The hooligans whose tunes is too loony for the loony bin
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| This is how we doin', doin'
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| This is how we do it again
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| Going HAM, going in, going hard, going limp |