| The white man can’t even go outside
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| He’ll get a disease
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| I’m talking about how like
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| White people can’t even go outside into the sunlight
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| Without contracting a disease
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| Like that skin cancer
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| Got their SPF3000s
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| Can’t even go out into the sunlight!
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| What good is that?
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| So they stay in their computer shorts
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| On their computers
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan everything, all brown man
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| Sound man, sit down man,
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| sit down man
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| All brown skin; |
| Young Melanin
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| Melle Mel, melding malleable my metal shit
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| All tan man, Mantan Moreland
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| Demand more land, more ends, more land
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| Tan John Belushi in Coogi, dipping in Coochie
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| Tan Chris Farley in Gucci smoking on doobies
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| Tan Three Stooges,
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| your style amateur
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| All tan botanical fanatic; |
| saboteur
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| With the Thandie Newton-type tan chick
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| Your man sick,
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| I’m known to eat a sandwich
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| Last tan nobleman of the last apocalypse
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| On the metropolis, an acropolis, poppin' shit
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| Out my esophagus, no, my voice box
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| Das Racist, we kinda like rap noise pop
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| Mad rhymes, finna blow up like landmines
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| All tan everything, shout out to tanlines
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| All tan
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| khaki king
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| , last white mogul
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| All you see is rupees when you Google
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| Rubies in his doo-doo, emeralds in his turban
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| Nervous, swervin' in the Suburban in Durban
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| All tan mans, stay tangent to Tanzania
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| With a Mia Farrow-looking sparrow to help me re-up
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan, all, all tan everything
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| All tan everything, Charles Chan everything
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| San Fran, New Millennium Minstrel on instrumentals
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| Eating lentils with
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| Yentl and gentiles
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| Textile, tactile, black child, white child
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| White owls, Black and Mild, crack vial
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| Stat from mild, Geena Davis, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice
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| Oops! |
| Zoinks! |
| Needle zooks!
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| Danny Devito in Roots, Burton comma Levar
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| Come as you are, Afro-Italo Cuban cigar
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| Follow me, follow me now, Toucan Sam
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| One hundred percent human clan
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| Kick it like new Van Damme
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| Damn, man, I see your crew ran-ran
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| Kool A-D, Hi-C, Juice Man
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| Cool tan, man, hyphy, ooh, damn, it’s true fam
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| Running with more zebras than the zoo, man
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| Like the Blue Man Group except «Brown Man» and not «Blue Man»
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| Yeah figs on a table, call me Mabel Dodge Luhan
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| Two man in Peggy Noonan’s booty with Bruce Banner
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| While Ann Coulter rocks the shit out with two hands
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| Ooh damn, Insane Brown Posse, soul dudes
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| Apolo Ohno’s bro homo soul patch is so cool
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| Yo fool, break yourself from your Pro Tools
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| Plus your Fruity Loops,
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| new dance, do the booty droop
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| On to the next one: now, do the booty scoop
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| Do the booty up, do the booty-ooty-alley-oop
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| Scooby-Dooby doo on the Bally so my fanny’s cute
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| I’m my own identical cousin, just call me Patty Duke
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| I’m stuntin' like my daddy do
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| «Thug Life» right above my Natty Ice tatty too, stupid
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| Tan cards, tan cars, all tan everything |