| Ron and Nancy got the house but Sid and Nancy rule
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| I died 8 years ago I’m still a legend at my high school
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| I stole a Chevy and I wrapped it round a tree
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| But that’s OK cause no one’s gonna make the next century
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| I’m up in heaven now they say I’m here to stay
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| Where the clouds are really puffy and the angels sing every day
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| Alleluia Alleluia Alleluia, Wo-oh. |
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| The cafeteria’s got everything it’s gonna drive me mad
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| Cause it looks just like a big Hawaiian party that my mother had
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| It’s like the worst Elvis film I’ve ever seen
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| Technicolor luau all on technicolor green
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| There’s camping trips and donkey rides and singing round the fire
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| And they signed me up for surfing
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| But they can’t get me in the choir
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| Alleluia Alleluia Alleluia, Wo-oh. |
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| But there she was this morning getting fitted for her wings
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| Leather boots magenta hair and saying nasty things
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| I’d say she was an angel but it’s stupid and it’s obvious
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| I said you’ll hate it here cause we’re the only ones like us
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| It’s crypto-fascist mania it’s silicon deliria
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| Yeah, she said, you’re right, but I like the cafeteria
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| Hey God we’re the bad kids we’re so nasty mean and vile
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| God looks like a guidance counselor God’s got that smile
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| God says, how could this be, that’s really odd
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| I guess I’ll have to check my records, silly me, you know, I’m only
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| God. |
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| The waves are perfect and the sun will always shine
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| But there’s got to be more to death than surfing all the time
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| I know the signs of self-destruction so I try to stop each new kid
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| Don’t be like me, forever young, forever stupid
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| Yeah, I found love here but I’ll bet you’ll find it there
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| Where they don’t always make the same joke
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| Gee you make a heavenly pair
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| Alleluia Alleluia Alleluia Alleluia
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| Alleluia Alleluia Alleluia Alleluia
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| Alleluia Alleluia Alleluia
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| Alleluia |