| Well, I’m a damn straight shootin' man
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| Ride with a gun in my hand
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| Lookin' for a girl who’ll understand
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| Don’t want responsibility
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| I don’t care about holes in jeans
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| I gotta get out tonight and see
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| Hope i don’t get in a fight
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| Just because i grabbed some nice ass that don’t belong to me
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| I met a woman that said i stunk
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| I got a speed stick, damn you’re drunk
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| She felt good round her ass and thigh
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| She grabbed me low, I grabbed her high
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| Said, «Take me backstage, pretty please»
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| «Just let me finish up this here drink»
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| Sat there about to change my mind
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| When she turned and said, «Honey child?»
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| Take me drunk, I’m home
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| Take me drunk, I’m stoned
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| Take me drunk, wanna bone?
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| Take me drunk, gotta phone?
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| Take me drunk, where’s my car?
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| Take me drunk, am i far?
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| Take me drunk, what’s your name?
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| Take me drunk, is this a bar?
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| Had to think just a little more
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| This chick was beginning to bore
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| Didn’t know if she was gonna score
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| That was when i started to ignore
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| I don’t care about holes in jeans
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| I gotta get out tonight and see
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| Hope I don’t get in a fight
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| Just because i grabbed some nice ass that don’t belong to me |