Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Sportin' a Woody, artist - Dangerous Toys. Album song Vitamins and Crash Helmets Tour - Greatest Hits Live, in the genre Иностранный рок
Date of issue: 08.05.2006
Record label: Deadline
Song language: English
Sportin' a Woody |
Well there’s women in the city that make me feel shitty |
And there’s some that make me pack a wad |
But the ones that are fine, oh will never be mine |
They won’t even give me the time of day |
I ain’t got no money, I ain’t got no home |
I gotta find me a bim to live with tonight |
Sport’n a woody, when you’re walkin' by |
Sport’n a woody, when you’re titties fly |
Sport’n a woody, rippin' my fly |
Sport’n a woody, till the day I die yeah |
Well my woody gets big when you’re takin' a swig |
And your drink’s makin' you loosen up |
Starts a-talkin' to me, well look down and you’ll see |
What the hell I been talkin' about |
Don’t know what I’m gonna do, can’t stop lookin' at you |
'Cause you’re sure lookin' nice to me |
Well I wish you were sedated |
So I could at least penetrate you |
For an hour, maybe three yeah |
I can’t go downtown much, all the working girl butts |
Ya know they really make my woody happy |
But in the night clubs and such |
And all the corner sluts |
Might just make my waistband go snappy! |
Sport’n a woody |
Sport’n a woody |
Sport’n a woody |
Sport’n a woody, for the rest of my life I’ll be… |