Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Vats Of Urine, artist - Dangerdoom.
Date of issue: 16.10.2005
Song language: English
Vats Of Urine |
Behold y’all, the digital vats of urine |
Drink up bitches! |
Taste our liquid gold |
Err, you must respect yourself, forst you wreck yourself |
Hey man, you made a rhyme! |
Yes it is for I am a rap God, from beyond the moon |
Everybody talkin 'bout pistols, gats is boring |
He came with a new topic to flip you, vats of urine |
All pro, check the stats, his style scorin |
While you at it, double check that Cristal you’re pourin |
Born of the pleads that needs a P in geniuses |
Broads don’t see it since they don’t got these conveniences |
Thank God there’s not a ho in the studio |
When you gotta go, you gotta go |
Before you flow, make sure you practice or you losin |
You don’t wanna miss and let the cactus get to oozin |
If any contestant splash, he’s disqualified |
Even if one drip should slide down the bottle side |
Put a bum in a even better pickle |
Reality show, how far would you go to get a nickel? |
Let alone a buck |
Listen by the window, you can hear him moanin — yuck! |
Remember, tomorrow is garbage day |
It’s not the kind of stuff you want to save and harbor away |
Once it gets ripened and fermented |
It takes on a bouquet that I should say is naturally scented |
Tempted by an empty can of Guinness |
Or waiting until we get there, say two or three minutes |
Yeah, when it’s fresh, it’s sterile |
Some say digestible, even edible |
If you was stranded out to sea, alone and in trouble |
Survive dehydration, guzzle your own cup full |
Some day you may even show your son how |
To use it to make potassium nitrate for gunpowder |
Funded by friends of ours who’s generous |
Join us next time when we discuss disgusting enemas |
He’s like a rap God |
He’s like a big log, that you find in your toilet (fo' real!) |
Bow down and suck his knees! |
And I am about to kick it all up in here |
Stand by for kicking! |
I am the kicker, Err, not you, you kick elsewhere |
This sucks man, I’m bored (me too!) |