Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Mince Meat, artist - Dangerdoom.
Date of issue: 16.10.2005
Song language: English
Mince Meat |
The Villain ain’t rhymin off bread alone |
Let him get some cognac, a mic and a headphone |
Smoke and mirrors, caught her in the mix |
Couldn’t read the shorthand for mortars and bricks |
If any negative thought linger, he let it vent |
Wrote this one with his middle finger in wet cement |
Did it on the sly |
Before he’s gone bye bye, spit it on the fly |
Brush your teeth, rinse and gargle |
A true nerd who messed with new words since Boggle |
And used slang in Scrabble |
Rhymed with a Northern drawl, twang and babble |
Flossy pen jargon to break the world record |
Do a Faustian bargain and tape the girl naked |
More spots than a leopard |
Then he had to stop, the block was hot peppered |
Shepherd, leading the sheeps out to slaughter |
Kept it, sold and repped it, everytime he saw ya |
Tryin' to douse a pinch of weed in a frat street house |
I’ll make mince meat out of that (beat) mouse! |
Welcome to the show |
Remember whatever you do, do not boo the flow |
Schooled the dumb on the number one rule of thumb |
What a fool; |
still you never met a cooler bum |
Give the drummer some rum, I’m sure he could use a shot |
Just to get his cues hot, ensure he don’t lose his spot |
A stranger who speaks to you vocal |
Danger made the beat, get a freak to do the bogle |
No bull, everything he wanted they grabbed and took |
Whole lab looked like an ill left jab and hook |
Even had a secretary to take the calls |
Shake it and make it fall, I told her don’t break my balls |
Wherever Mouse go, trouble follows |
The bounty on this pro was mills and double dollars |
Vil spilled muddled flows that befuddled scholars |
Thick Buffalo girl with the bubble hollars |
She rocked leather and gold, a fat blouse |
And need a brother with soul to let her cat out |
Even if the rat couldn’t compete with Kraus |
I’ll make mince meat out of that (beat) mouse! |
Tap ya toe, grime and strapped for dough |
Rap for show, to let the whippersnappers know |
Sucks to be them, now pass that loot |
Up under the tux, he wore a hazmat suit |
Sounded like froggy, sip the groggiest of potions |
Be up in the party with the foggiest of notions |
On the list of lobbyists who save the oceans |
Gave his donation to the lady with the lotions |
Swoll hand itchin', the old man bitchin' |
Switchin' with the fan with the gold band twitchin' |
Spittin' like a bionic sneeze that freeze vodka |
Just to clear the air like the Ionic Breeze Quadra |
Sleek enough to outsly a fox |
For a chicken pot pie, thinkin outside the box |
Would love to taste her goody |
But got no time to be wastin chasin putty |
Out for Daffy Duck bucks, Porky Pig paper |
Bugs Bunny money or Sylvester Cat caper |
Off a DAT tape of rap, country or deep house |
I’ll make mince meat out of that (beat) mouse! |