Lyrics Shenanigans - Dance Club Massacre

Shenanigans

Let’s get drunk
The troops are assembled and ordered to loosen their ties
For on this sabbath day, the fortress is ours
Every hour the shot heard around the world is shot by the likes of Jack or Jose
What is this place you ask?
It’s where we resurrect ourselves from one week ago
Free roam
Everything is ours
What is this place you ask?
It’s Shannon’s pub
Who wants to be immortal?
Who wants to drink from the Fountain of Youth?
Who wants free food and arcade golf?
With this treasure you’ll never ever grow old
The rules are simple, gentlemen
Once you walk through those doors there’s no way out
And there’s no last call in this port
Everyone is the captain and they abide the code
So when this ship has sunk, well then so will I, with honor and my fill
With no rules it’s like Camp Nowhere without the Lloyd of course
But then again, maybe we should get the doc
This way we can go back in time and relive the memories of when we rocked the
house
Where everybody knows your name
And they’re always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see
Our troubles are all the same
You wanna be where everybody knows your name