Lyrics Ode to the Barracuda - Dance Club Massacre

Ode to the Barracuda

Our story ends with a signature for something I’ll never be
But it didn’t have to be this way
Your uniform was no different from the rest but you were cool, so here’s a
brand new song just for you
It all began when I saw your face from the stage then your blood was drawn upon
my command
The return:
When you say you want some more
No problemo
Everything is cool, but I just can’t bring myself to say «why don’t you go fuck
yourself.»
The room is spinning as I’m down on the floor
At least down here you won’t bother me no more
The words you speak are perfectly clear, so I guess I’ll have myself another
beer
Now you’ve got yourself a girlfriend
Well… a dude who wears girl pants
Nonetheless it’s safe to say he’s a dork
Funny how you hate the ska yet it reminds me of you everyday
They say there’s plenty of fish in the sea
Alas this is true
I’ve reeled in a few
Baby minnows at the most so I throw them back in
But what do you do when you catch the biggest fish of them all?
Now I could swim for years and never get tired
But I assure you if I ever come across your boat one more time, I’ll steal the
bait
And leave you waiting
The words you spoke were crystal clear, now I think I’ll go have another beer