| Francis here
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| Can’t stand it here
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| So if you happen to get a chance
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| Hand me beer
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| I’m a man’s man
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| Who never had a fear of vampires
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| Even now that they’re here
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| Did you hear that, Bill? |
| They’re not zombies
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| Could werewolves be real now? |
| Probably
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| Being confident is not cocky
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| Why are you guys alive?
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| 'Cause you brought me
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| No cops or laws? |
| I love anarchy
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| I’ll throw a post-apocalyptic party
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| Start up a bar fight with some rotting bodies
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| Better get a bouncer if you want to stop me
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| I miss my hog, it was a Harley
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| Now I’ve got to walk, and I hate walking
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| Don’t touch the vest, you might make a mess
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| And then I’ll hate you 'cause I hate washing
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| I hate hospitals, plus the doctors in them
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| I hate subways, and all the tunnels with them
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| I hate graveyards and fish 'cause water is dumb
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| I hate Louis’s stupid optimism
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| I hate sewers, I hate stairs
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| Hate helicopters, flying in the air
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| Hate elevators, Hate Ayn Rand
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| Insulaphobia
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| I hate islands!
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| Good thing I’m indestructible
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| (Hell yeah!)
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| I’m an alpha male, untouchable
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| (Hands off!)
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| Only demons that I’m comfortable with
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| Are Hell’s Legion
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| 'Cause I’m one, you know
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| Merry Christmas!
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| I get the job done with a shotgun like an action movie
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| I want to get tattoo of Bruce Campbell soon
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| Because that tat would be groovy!
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| What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
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| Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
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| Gun and stick
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| The dead are quick
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| Teamwork is the game
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| Hear the moaning in the walls
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| Smell the rotting of the flesh
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| Come on, guys
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| Where are your positive vibes?
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| Uniting will keep us alive
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| Positive thoughts, guiding deposited shots
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| Right in the head 'til it’s off
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| I.T. |
| specialist, never a veteran
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| Now I am harrowin', severing festering flesh
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| Remembering work at a desk, now this whole Earth is a mess
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| I guess I’m here to uplift, but living in this is a trip
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| And one that we’ll never forget
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| You think you know fear until your whole crew disappears
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| You’re tasting the salt of your tears
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| And your only peers
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| Appear to be
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| Not of the living, and near
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| You flee
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| You’re scared
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| Rightfully so
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| Tip toe, where can you silently go?
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| Nowhere
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| There is no privacy
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| Blows, taking their toll
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| Pace, it is starting to slow
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| Fear, it is rising
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| Knowing that there is no chance of reviving
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| And they’re arriving
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| I would be lying if I didn’t admit
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| But this is some terrible timing
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| So how do I face the dying?
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| You fire for the sake of firing
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| And driving a stake while smiling
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| Never a break, it’s great surviving
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| Death isn’t fate defying
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| Mauling and biting
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| Clawing and crying
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| We’re rolling in deep, the four
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| And goring the streaks of hordes
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| We’re killing elite, a corps
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| Even the score, beat them in war
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| What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
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| Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
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| Gun and stick
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| The dead are quick
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| Teamwork is the game
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| Hear the moaning in the walls
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| Smell the rotting of the flesh
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| What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
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| Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
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| Gun and stick
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| The dead are quick
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| Teamwork is the game
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| Little red checking in
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| Chicka in charge, aggro kicking in
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| Keeping up hard
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| Our goal, seeking it
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| Slinging in armed
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| Pistols akimbo
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| Let a man know: cupcake ain’t sweet
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| Dash of trauma
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| Dash of freak
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| Yeah I can go
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| Sustained for weeks
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| Sip up Polanski, yeet
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| That schoolgirl fantasy man
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| It’s gotta go, leave me alone
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| These jocks ain’t on the team, man
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| They want to hold you so close
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| Make sure you fight the lean man
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| Or you won’t be going home
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| A little chrome to the dome
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| And you’re done if you don’t get up
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| I never thought I would see
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| Half the stuff I’ve seen up until now
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| I wonder if dad’s safe in heaven
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| I wonder if he hates me for not waiting to find out
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| I bet he’d survived if I let him
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| I know for a fact there was no chance for you, mama
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| I’ve been a mess since I just can’t forget it
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| I’m scared
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| But I’m keeping that as my personal problem yeah
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| So I’ve got your back, boys
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| Let’s get 'em!
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| What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
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| Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
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| Gun and stick
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| The dead are quick
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| Teamwork is the game
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| Hear the moaning in the walls |
| Smell the rotting of the flesh
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| I’m Bill
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| A military vet
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| A colonel
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| So you better give me some respect (yes)
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| Never ready 'til I’ve lit a cigarette
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| I’ll be hitting on the nicotine with every living breath
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| Down to the filter still we’ll be burning
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| Like a spinning wheel and I will 'til I’m turning
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| Chill
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| These little human vermin
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| Are never going to Kill Bill, they’re not Uma Thurman
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| I’m an old dog learning new tricks
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| I’ll turn a zombie to a bit of goo in two ticks
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| The kind of injury that isn’t something you fix
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| With a cute first aid kit or some glue sticks
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| Blaze up the defibrillator
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| 'Cause I’m baking these brains like a big potato
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| Micturate on any prick that plays up
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| But nevertheless if you’re in a fix, I’ll save you
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| I can’t stand Francis, so I hope you’ll understand my frankness
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| While we’re being attacked there’s no time to be unctuous
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| That man makes me so anxious
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| No shrapnel in Vietnam could have stopped me
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| Got back with a handful of medals and a shot knee
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| So I’ll be damned if I’m going let a hungry zombie run me down
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| I’m a Humvee
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| Handle an M-16 like an em sixteen, no friendship needed
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| I wield it clean and then get mean
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| (BRRRRAT)
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| Yeah it’s pretty indiscreet, check it
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| I’ve been bringing this heat ever since the swinging sixties
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| Kids these days with their phones and their ripped jeans
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| Don’t even know what they’re missing
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| Bitch please!
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| What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
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| Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
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| Gun and stick
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| The dead are quick
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| Teamwork is the game
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| Hear the moaning in the walls
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| Smell the rotting of the flesh
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| What you gonna do without a shotgun buddy?
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| Bring a little pain with a shovel to the brain
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| Gun and stick
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| The dead are quick
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| Teamwork is the game |