| «But I went nearly crazy
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| And I went clearly crazy»
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| On I-85 North, going nowhere
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| Would hit the 400, but I ain’t got money for the toll there
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| Traffic backed up ahead of me, I see the road flares
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| School bus on my right, kids laughin' with brown and gold hair
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| Replaying conversations in my head by my ex-wife
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| From the house work that I did, to the kids, even our sex life
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| She said I was crazy so I threatened to prove her dead-right
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| So she got court orders, restraining me, put on the red lights
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| Frustrated, thinking how the fuck could I clean it up
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| Traffic stopped, about 1000 degrees in my truck
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| Loosened my tie, wiped the sweat out of my eyes, mixed with tears
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| Mind thick with fears, I’ve lost everything that I done built for years
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| Bright yellow school bus fucking up my limbo
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| Kids bitchin', cussin', flickin' boogers upon my window
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| Start rolling it down for some air and the handle breaks
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| Kick my door open, dive out, feeling some escape
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| «We said vows and shit, that shits' for life right?!
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| Yeah, that shit’s until death, death…
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| That shit can be mended
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| But that bitch don’t be listening to me!
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| She’ll prolly throw a fucking fit and shit!
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| I’mma go there that bitch is gonna listen to me
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| She’ll see I’mma fix this shit, FUCK THAT!»
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| : «Move your fucking car, maaaaan!!»
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| Motherfucker is my one car really haulting movement
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| I got some powerful shit in my trunk want me to use it?
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| I grabbed that shit, cocked it now talk like you’re silly!
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| If you needed some release would I fuck with you, Billy?
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| «Look away lady, before I swiss cheese your Mazda»
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| Am I crazy for wanting my babies to have a father?
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| Gonna show my bitch of a wife she better work a little harder
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| Stop them kids from screaming, it’s pushing me even farther!
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| It’s my daughter’s birthday, Billy, you like this gift?
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| Your name’s not Billy? |
| Really? |
| Then why do you react to it?
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| If you’re an actor, am I your fuckin' audience?
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| Kids, look how many different directions his body went
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| It’s okay, I’m not crazy, I got kids your age
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| Don’t be afraid, I said don’t be afraid! |
| Behave!
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| Now y’all be cool now, I’m leaving now, it’s beyond hot
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| 'Bout to visit my wife after hitting the pawn shop for more Glocks
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| I got some shit to fix (sinister chuckle) I got some shit to fix
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| Today’s about to be one of the biggest days of my life
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| Cause I’m about to ask the women I love if she’ll be my wife
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| I just know that she will, for this women, I’ll KILL
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| I used to clean dishes at Micky D’s, now I’m on grill
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| So I’ve been able to save up enough money for this necklace
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| Along with this ring for when I pop the big question
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| But my manager’s been stressin' the way I been dressin'
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| Tellin' me I need new shoes but I can’t afford to get them!
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| He’s all about perfection and does shit that I hate!
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| Today he wrote me up and I was only five minutes late!
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| And then he threatened to take me off grill and make me scrub plates
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| And the toilet where people shit out all the food they just ate!
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| AW FUCK! |
| I’m starting to hear my screws bust
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| Screw it, I’ll do it, He gives me Windex and a toothbrush
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| Now I’m scrubbin the toilet like, FUCK MY BOSS and HE STINKS!
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| I’m asking my girl to marry me, fuck what everyone thinks
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| Let me look at the ring now to calm me down like my shrink
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| NOOOOOO! |
| I JUST DROP IT AND NOW IT’S LOST IN THE SINK
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| And today on my lunchbreak my girl’s supposed to come through
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| I wanna ask her but without the ring what’ll I do?
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| SOS: Wassup baby. |
| Listen I wanna tell you something
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| GIRL: «Yeah?»
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| SOS: Well, we’ve been together for a long time and…
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| GIRL: «Uh huh…»
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| SOS: …I love you more than anything in this world… Will you marry me?
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| GIRL: «So where’s the ring?»
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| SOS: I… I had one but… I dropped it in the sink…
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| My… my manager… he… he made me get off the grill and clean the toilets
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| And…(sob)
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| GIRL: Yeah… WHATEVER! |
| I’m seeing somebody else anyway, loser!"
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| : Grrrrrrrrrrr…
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| FUCK YOU FOR REAL! |
| SNUFF TO YA GRILL! |
| SMACK TO YA FACE!
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| FOOT TO YOUR CROTCH! |
| Look at the cops…
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| THANKS FOR THE GAT! |
| RAT-A-TAT-TAT! |
| CRIME IN THE ACT!
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| BITCH, DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT???
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| SICK cause my mind just snapped pretty hard! |
| Fatality… RIP YOUR TITTY OFF!
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| Pull out the gun that I got from the cop
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| And make her face look like Barbecue sauce
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| Bite off her nipple like it’s on the menu
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| And spit it out the drive through window inside a Pinto and leave the driver
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| Crippled
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| When I fire my pistol like it’s a missile. |
| (BLAOW!)
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| Start to hear sirens whistle I’ve lost my mind, it’s official!
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| Grab my manager’s pencil and stick it in his eye tissue
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| For having a time issue, go to the bathroom and try to kick through
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| The sink. |
| I made a mess and shot cops. |
| Let off a couple of pop pops
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| ON THE CLOCK let me go before the alarm stops
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| I’mma take this damn ring to the pawn shop
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| To get my FUCKIN money back… (cries) fuckin bitch!
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| Ignition contact in my little compact
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| Nissan piece of shit and I need to quit
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| Funneling Night Train pummels my right brain
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| Feel the pain of a hangover, I smell the faint odor of piss
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| I need to lower my risk
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| Hittin my liver with this liquid deliverance
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| I’m fuckin laughin and stuck in traffic
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| As my 8-track tape deck pumps some wack shit
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| It’s drastic
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| I walked in on my friend with his hand caught in my wife’s panty elastic
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| While she was wearin em!
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| Started tearin em a new asshole verbally
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| I don’t think I hurt em
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| Twisted off the MD and Bourbon
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| Got the straight vodka in my coffee thermos
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| Put on my game face and walk in the door
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| Of my job at the strip mall discount department store
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| Boss: Dan-O! |
| Happy Birthday
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| Kno: Thanks!
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| Boss: Oh, before I forget uh, we’re gonna have to let you go Dan-O
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| Kno: What?!
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| Boss: Yeahh, we’ve been monitoring incoming packages for a while now,
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| we noticed you have a fetish for naked pictures of Janet Reno and Will Smith
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| CD’s. |
| Yeahh
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| Kno: (crying)
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| Boss: Hey, uh… what's the machine gun in the paper bag for?
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| No, Mr. Johnson! |
| YOUR ASS IS FIRED!
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| Heres your pink slip get hit with six clips
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| Salespeople out front, I ain’t forget y’all
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| Split y’all, and everybody in this strip mall
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| Walk in the Dollar Store and just let off
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| Now even the managers body is 50% off!
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| Hit up Toys R Us and bust my shit
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| (ratttatat) TRICK LUH DA KIDS!
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| Music store massacre, cus theyre trying to tell me
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| 21.99 for a Nelly CD?!
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| Verizon fucked up my service so they ain’t out of the woods
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| Can you hear me now? |
| BIATCH!(gunshot) GOOD!!!
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| Shop owners, cashiers, even the patrons
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| This is punishment for gettin caught in my matrix
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| The chance for survival is miniscule
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| I see two dudes walking towards the pawn shop they bout to get it too |