| North of Broad…
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| (peli roja, protegido por monos)
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| Mentone, Yucaipa
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| The name is MC Cracker D
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| The singer in this band
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| (listen up)
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| Thats Cracker with a C not a K
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| Or uncle understand
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| And if you’ve got a problem
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| With your geometry
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| I can help you out with that
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| Cause I have a mathematics degree
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| Hey, hey, you don’t know what you’re missing
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| What you’re missing
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| Hey, hey, you don’t know what you’re missing
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| Now
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| (c?on peli roja)
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| (Brandy Wood)
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| Here I am the only girl
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| So I get my own room
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| Unless somebody needs the phone
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| And then I get the broom
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| (huh)
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| Checking out the haircuts
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| Not making any fuss
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| I ask one up for tea
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| But David throws him off the bus
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| (he was a drummer!)
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| (give me some room)
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| (I smell something)
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| (you call that a guitar solo?)
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| (i'm trying)
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| (you call that a guitar solo?)
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| (watch me break this chair)
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| (Professor Raagini)
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| (Kenny Margolis)
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| Me and my boy Sammy
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| We’re hanging in the park
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| (his science is strong)
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| There’s plants and birds
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| (mysterioso!)
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| And rocks and things we
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| Best be home by dark
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| Climbing up, sliding down
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| Tumbling with the tots
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| Swinging sounds of laughter
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| Does anyone remember laughter?
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| (yeah that was Uncle Led Zeppelin right?)
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| (okay throw that chair Johnny)
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| (Johnny Hickman)
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| They call me Lonesome Johnny
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| I helped to start this band
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| (yeah right)
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| Came up with MC Cracker D
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| But was not in Camper Van
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| (he was in Wicked Scepter)
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| I play the lead guitar round here
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| But Sometimes it plays me
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| (your pants are too tight)
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| And I don’t look like Richard Grieco
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| That pendejo looks like me
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| (ohhh)
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| (protegido por monos)
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| (play it professor)
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| (his name is Professor Raagini)
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| (when he don? play keyboard
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| He plays tambourini)
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| (Frank Funaro) (heavy brooklyn accent)
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| If you need some riddem
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| Den I’m the man for you
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| (is he from England?)
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| (what happened to the Mexican guy
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| Who used to play drums)
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| If you got a sister well …
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| I’m da man for her too
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| (dream on brother!)
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| I may not be a singer
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| But I play one on TV
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| I wrote myself some lyrics
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| Wid a rhyming dictionary
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| (protegido por monos)
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| We have lots of friends
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| In our extended family
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| Of freaks and geeks and wierdos
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| That keep it quite unique
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| So if you think you’re one of us
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| I’ll tell you what to do
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| Step over have a listen
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| Then you’re know just what you’re missing |