| Only when I laugh, does it hurt
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| The doctor says, please, son, remove your skirt
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| I’d be glad to comply, but I’m not wearing one
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| The doctor says, that’s strange, nor am I
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| A scotsman throws a pole into the air
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| The alderman all vote in some affair
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| The mayor, he abstained, and ain’t that strange
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| He’s still a bachelor, perhaps he’s gay
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| A corpse is laid out neatly on a slab
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| Professor’s working madly in his lab
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| The assistant files her nails and checks her hair
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| There’s just a hint of danger in the air
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| There’s just a hint of danger in the air
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| No one is alarmed nor seems to care
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| Everyone is happy, we’re all fine
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| We all fall in love all the time
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| Yeah, we all fall in love or from a plane
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| With the stewardess, she serves us in our dreams
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| When we wake, we find that it has rained
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| When it rains, it lulls us back to sleep
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| So rest your weary eyes and go to sleep
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| Or rest your weary head and come to me
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| Move your lips and sing this lullabye
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| Move your lips and sing this lullabye
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| Lullabye
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| Lullabye
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| Lullabye
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| Lullabye
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| Lullabye
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| Lullabye
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| Lullabye
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| Lullabye
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| Lullabye
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| Lullabye
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| (Fade out) |