Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song Jessica Alba's Number , by - Cosmo Jarvis. Song from the album Humasyouhitch/Sonofabitch, in the genre АльтернативаRelease date: 27.02.2011
Song language: English
Jessica Alba's Number |
| When I’m watching TV, |
| The girls are all I see, |
| They’re singing and dancing and acting and modelling, |
| None of them would look at me. |
| If I went to Jessica Simpson, |
| She’d think I was an ignoramus, |
| And if I tried to talk to Cameron Diaz, |
| She’d say «get lost boy, I’m famous!» |
| All the women 'round here, |
| Have BO or they have rolls, |
| and some lucky bloke right now, |
| is probably hugging Beyonce Knowles. |
| If I had Jessica Alba’s number, |
| I’d call her right up, |
| and I’d ask her what she’s doing at half past three, |
| and then I’d ask her if she’d marry me, |
| If I had Jessica Alba’s number, |
| I’d be the luckiest guy in the world, |
| I’d be the luckiest guy in the universe, |
| And then some dick would try to steal her purse, |
| So I’d smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I’d say, |
| «Hey mister, leave Jessie alone!» |
| If I had Jessica Alba’s number, |
| If I had Jessica Alba’s number, |
| If I had Jessica Alba’s number, |
| If I had Jessica Alba’s number, |
| Fit girls getting shot in films, |
| I’m always into ya’z, |
| I’d like to go see Toy Story 2, |
| With just me and Britney Spears, |
| And then she’d say «Hit me baby one more time» and I’d say, |
| «No way Britney, Domestic Violence is a crime», |
| I like the one from Showgirls, |
| When she’s dancing 'round those poles, |
| Or the really, really fit one, |
| Who sings in the Pussycat Dolls. |
| I’ve nearly got a moustache, |
| And they still wouldnt look at me, |
| Kate Winslet naked in Titanic, |
| Or the lesbian from the OC. |
| If I had Jessica Alba’s number, |
| I’d call her right up, |
| and I’d ask her what she’s doing at half past three, |
| and then I’d ask her if she’d marry me, |
| If I had Jessica Alba’s number, |
| I’d be the luckiest guy in the world, |
| I’d be the luckiest guy in the universe, |
| And then some dick would try to steal her purse, |
| So I’d smack him in the head with my mobile phone and I’d say, |
| «Hey mister, leave Jessie alone!» |
| If I had Jessica Alba’s number, |
| If I had Jessica Alba’s number, |
| If I had Jessica Alba’s number, |
| If I had Jessica Alba’s number, |
| Or Jennifer Lopez’s number, |
| Or Kate Nash’s Number, |
| Or the girl who was in Transformers' number, |
| Or Jessica Alba’s number… |