Lyrics Problems - Cosmo Jarvis

Problems

Yeah, we got problems of our own
And I think that you should know
We got problems of our own
And I think that you should know
'Cause it’s all your fault
Yeah it’s all your fault!
Gary’s forty-five
He wears a tie to work
And wants to be the head of client relations
He got married ten years too early
«I want a divorce» she says
«But I get the car
And I get the kids
I know this is is unexpected
Frankly I don’t give a shit»
Gary was a good father
He’d rather try for custody
«I love you kids but I can’t pay
For you to come and live with me»
Thirty-first of August was the hearing
Gary’s lawyer’s shite
Gary’s burning inside
But he cannot cry, got too much pride
She starts to say he abused her
Never once did that
Because she is a woman
Did the judge fucking kissed her ass
Judge gave her everything
And auctioned off the kids as well
Gary knew he’d never see them
Waits to see that bitch in hell
She went away with over
Half the marital assets
He’s sobbing in the car park
Cause the day’s as bad as it gets
«Kids I’ll see you soon okay
You’re gonna live with mummy now
Mummy took my money and my children
Cause she’s a lovely cow.»
Yeah, we got problems of our own
And I think that you should know
We got problems of our own
And I think that you should know
'Cause it’s all your fault
Yeah it’s all your fault!
Jenny’s forty-two
She lives with some guy, some place
She’s got a lotta memories
Inside that brain behind her face
She left her last husband
Because she met another guy
But she could never tell him this
Instead she made up total lies
She lives with all this guilt
Every day inside her head
Gary disappeared for good
They locked him up ‘cause of what she said
The kids will never known the truth
About why they don’t have a dad
«Kids this is my new friend Dave
Dave is good and daddy’s bad.»
Never took them to see Gary
Put an end to all phone-calls
Gary wants to break out now
And take a knife to her eyeballs
Family’s not good
Family’s not a friend
What’s the point in starting one
If it’s just gonna end
Gary and Jenny
Whatcha got?
Two beautiful kids
You fucked up a lot
An unpaid mortgage
A brand new guy
And an ex who wants
To end your life
The only funny thing that I can think of all that’s in mind
Is when you met you said you’d be together ‘til the end of time
Yeah, we got problems of our own
And I think that you should know
We got problems of our own
And I think that you should know
'Cause it’s all your fault
Yeah it’s all your fault!
Yeah, we got problems of our own
And I think that you should know
We got problems of our own
And I think that you should know…
Fuck yeah!
We got problems of our own
And I think that you should know
We got problems of our own
And I think that you should know
'Cause it’s all your fault
Yeah it’s all your fault!