Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Rat Patrol, artist - Corb Lund. Date of issue: 18.03.2021
Age restrictions: 18+
Song language: English
Rat Patrol |
| Go in with dynamite and blow up the nest |
| Wait with a shotgun to shotgun the rest |
| Up against the mountains bash their brains on the rocks |
| Then freeze 'em in the winter, in the spring let 'em rot |
| Who you gonna get to get 'em under control? |
| Somebody, anybody call up the rat patrol |
| Take off their heads, feed 'em poison till they choke |
| Catch 'em in a trap so their necks get broke |
| Starve 'em in a bucket so they eat each other up |
| And then whack 'em with a shovel and flatten out their guts |
| Who you gonna get to get 'em under control? |
| Somebody, anybody call up the rat patrol |
| Rat patrol, rat patrol |
| Rat patrol, drag 'em outta their holes |
| The rats are gonna roll right out of control |
| If nobody calls up the, calls up the rat patrol |
| It ain’t New York, it ain’t Baltimore |
| It ain’t some port city where they might come ashore |
| We tolerate the badger, the big mountain cat |
| And the grizzly and the rattler, but we don’t like rats |
| Who you gonna get to get 'em under control? |
| Somebody, anybody call up the rat patrol |
| We got rat free status province wide |
| And protectin' it’s a point of provincial pride |
| But if you’re telling me we get to send 'em all straight to hell |
| Goddamn I might have to just join up myself |
| Who you gonna get to get 'em under control? |
| Somebody, anybody call up the rat patrol |
| Rat patrol, rat patrol |
| Rat patrol, drag 'em outta their holes |
| The rats are gonna roll right out of control |
| If nobody calls up the, calls up the rat patrol |
| Mm-hmm. |
| Now’s the time I’d imagine that the soft hearted and the weak minded |
| will come forward to profess their love for the rat. |
| A noble creature, |
| they’ll say, misunderstood. |
| Disadvantaged. |
| Well, I guess they have a right to |
| their opinion. |
| As for me, I ain’t buying it. |
| So in the meantime and in between |
| time, somebody, anybody call up the rat patrol |
| Rat patrol, rat patrol |
| Rat patrol, drag 'em outta their holes |
| Rat patrol, rat patrol |
| Rat patrol, they’re filthy, you know |
| The rats are gonna roll right out of control |
| If nobody calls up the, calls up the rat patrol |