| «I want — to be — a big — big star» |
| «I want — to be — a big — big star» |
| The girl by the back-cloth is smoking her head off |
| While waiting for her turn to shine |
| While under the heat of the lights come and meet |
| The big men who could make her big time. |
| Oh there’s such a lot of distance between |
| Her first audition and making the screen |
| Well she might do well |
| Or even excel |
| But somehow more likely they’ll shatter her dream. |
| She has a lot to learn |
| And I hope she learns |
| For there’s such a strong attraction |
| There’s a fundamental reason |
| Which explains her action. |
| «I want — to be — a big — big star» |
| «I want — to be — a big — big star» |
| Well you must admire her conviction and fire |
| Let’s hope it’s sufficiently well lit |
| With all her devices avoiding the vices |
| Would seem an impossible skit. |
| Oh there’s such a lot of distance between |
| Her first audition and making the screen |
| Well she might do well |
| Or even excel |
| But somehow more likely they’ll shatter her dream. |
| She has a lot to learn |
| And I hope she learns |
| For there’s such a strong attraction |
| There’s a fundamental reason |
| Which explains her action. |
| «Alright Charlie, who’ve we got next?» |
| «Why not try the chick with the long hair?» |
| «Yeah! She, er she could be right |
| Why don’t you have her up on the stage |
| And get her to do a few things?» |
| The quality of mercy is not strain’d; |
| It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven |
| Upon the place beneath. |
| It is twice blest: |
| It blesseth him that gives and him that takes. |
| 'Tis mightiest in the mightiest; it becomes |
| The throned monarch better than his crown; |
| His sceptre shows the force of temporal power, |
| The attribute to awe and majesty, |
| Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings; |
| But mercy is above this sceptred sway, |
| It is enthroned in the hearts of kings, |
| It is an attribute to God himself; |
| And earthly power doth then show likest God’s |
| When mercy seasons justice. |