| Dreams are funny aren’t they? |
| Last night I dreamt that World War three had been declared |
| The BBC gave it out |
| An' then they gave the cricket score |
| England were all out for seventy-one |
| And the West Indies had made 'em bat on |
| Dreams are funny aren’t they? |
| Last night I dreamt that the end of the world had come |
| The BBC gave it out |
| An' then they gave the cricket score |
| England were all out for nil |
| And the West Indies had made 'em bat on |
| Dreams are funny aren’t they? |
| Last night I dreamt that America had made the UK the 52nd |
| Or is it the 53rd state? — oh I don’t know |
| The BBC gave it out |
| An' then they gave the cricket score |
| England were all out for fifty-one |
| And the West Indies had made 'em bat on (and on) |
| Dreams are funny aren’t they? Ah they’re hilarious |
| Last night I dreamt that Labour had won the election |
| The BBC gave it out |
| An' then they gave the cricket score |
| The West Indies were all out for a hundred and thirty four |
| An' our England sighed with relief |
| Dreams are funny aren’t they? |
| Dreams are funny aren’t they? |
| Dreams are funny aren’t they? |