| Conspiracy theory number one
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| Jesus was a man from Mars
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| The stable was a pub called the Rising Sun
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| And the three wise men arrived in cars
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| Conspiracy theory number two
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| War is just a marketing plan
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| If you? |
| ve got an army who? |
| ll die for you
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| You can be a marketing man
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| I heard it on the citizen? |
| s band
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| There? |
| s really nothing to it hardly
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| It? |
| s elementary
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| As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie
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| As simple as ABC
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| I heard it on the citizen? |
| s band
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| I heard it from the citizen? |
| s band
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| Conspiracy theory number three
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| The government control who you are
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| And if your music? |
| s good for the economy
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| You can be a rock and roll star
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| There? |
| s really nothing to it hardly
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| It? |
| s elementary
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| As easy as Alpha Bravo Charlie
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| As simple as ABC
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| I lost the signal in a tunnel for a while
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| And heard some corporate rock
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| Some multi-national and at the end of the dial
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| I heard some manufactured pop
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| I pulled in to the side of the road
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| And re-tuned to 95 point I don? |
| t know
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| Citizen? |
| s band radio
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| The home of the stars
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| Tune into the breakfast show
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| And listen to the man from mars
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| Go, da, da, da, da, da, la, la, da, da, da, da
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| Da, da, da, da, da, da, la, da, da, da, da, da
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