Lyrics Interlude 2 - Christmas Queens

Interlude 2

Grandma, that scared me!
Yeah, I may never sleep again!
Oh, dear
What am I going to do?
Oh I know!
I’ll tell you a wonderful story about a gaggle of drag queens
What’s a gaggle?
Well it’s when a fella has a really big… oh, nevermind
Just shut up and listen
Once upon a time
A bunch of adorable drag queens
Were on tour with their annual holiday show
The glittery glamorous gals traveled city to city
On their big pink bus…
Ninety nine bottles of booze and a bus…
… one night they were driving along
On their way to their next big show
When all of a sudden the bus started
Making strange noises
Grandma, that scared me!
Yeah, I may never sleep again!
Oh, dear
What am I going to do?
Oh I know!
I’ll tell you a wonderful story about a gaggle of drag queens
What’s a gaggle?
Well it’s when a fella has a really big… oh, nevermind
Just shut up and listen
Once upon a time
A bunch of adorable drag queens
Were on tour with their annual holiday show
The glittery glamorous gals traveled city to city
On their big pink bus…
Ninety nine bottles of booze and a bus…
… one night they were driving along
On their way to their next big show
When all of a sudden the bus started
Making strange noises
Haha, like the noises you make after eating mexican food grandma?
Brrrr…
No!
Even worse!
The bus came to a stop in the middle of nowhere
Needless to say the drag queens were quite frightened
I mean, this was even scarier than that one
time they saw Lady Bunny without her makeup on
Oh my god!
So, while sitting out there in the darkness
One of the drag queens
A big sassy southern gal named Ginger Minj
Decided to try cheering up everyone with a song