Lyrics Meet the Teachers (Interlude) - Christafari

Meet the Teachers (Interlude)

SEYMOUR: Seymour the Seagull here, with a bird’s-eye view of another sunny
Sunday morning in the twin island republic of Yeahman & Noman.
With much of the
staff on a holiday of their own this week, the beach resort management is left
with no other option but to bring in a rag-tag crew of unconventional teachers
to lead the children.
Let’s drop in on 'em
YOUTH DIRECTOR: All right kids, attention!
Quiet please.
Attention!
Line up, line up.
Make a straight line.
Since we’re a bit short staffed today,
I have had to make some creative staffing decisions.
Today we have a
raggamuffin Sunday school teaching crew
Kids: Hello teachers!
SEYMOUR: And this vagabond crew consists of Nigel the Iguana
NIGEL: Wait now man, I’m a chameleon!
SEYMOUR: Nigel the Iguana
NIGEL: Cha!
SEYMOUR: Calypso the singing coconut
CALYPSO: (sings) Calypso sweet, Calypso sweet, cause Calypso the Coconut he is
Calypso sweet
(Repeat)
That sounds good!
SEYMOUR: Excuse me, can we keep these ductions a little bit shorter?
CALYPSO: Sorry man
SEYMOUR: And Manu the know-it-all Mango
MANU: At your service
Random voices: Whew!
That guy is a bit ripe!
For real.
Boy I’ll say!
Oh man
MANU: Thank you very often.
And today we are going to teach Reggae Sunday
School.