Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Honky Tonk World, artist - Chris Ledoux. Album song Classic Chris LeDoux, in the genre ПопDate of issue: 31.12.2007
Record label: Capitol Records Nashville
Song language: English
Honky Tonk World |
| Well, there used to be a time when candlelight and wine was all that a woman |
| would need |
| Man, you’d be a winner if you took her out to dinner or a movie she’d been |
| wantin' to see |
| But the world has turned and it’s time you learned that the old ain’t working |
| no more |
| Yeah, the rules have changed an' it’s brand new game and buddy, if you want to |
| score |
| You got to get off the couch get out of the house long about Friday night |
| Shine up your boots, polish up your moves if you want to keep her satisfied |
| You know a little bump and grind will do it every time if you want to keep your |
| little girl |
| But you don’t stand a chance 'less you take her out and dance |
| 'Cause we’re living in a honky tonk world |
| Well, sooner or later all you couch potaters are gonna be the lonely ones |
| If you want good lovin' then you gotta keep up |
| And you better know your Brook’s from your Dunn’s |
| Don’t even think that your Engelbert Humperdink record’s gonna turn her on |
| 'Cause, Mister, you can bet if you don’t know the steps |
| Then you’re gonna get left at home |
| You got to get off the couch get out of the house long about Friday night |
| Shine up your boots, polish up your moves if you want to keep her satisfied |
| You know a little bump and grind will do it every time if you want to keep your |
| little girl |
| But you don’t stand a chance 'less you take her out and dance |
| 'Cause we’re living in a honky tonk world |
| Now if you were Cro-Magnon you’d be draggin' them woman by the hair to your cave |
| You’d be down on your knees citing them soliloquies back in Romeo’s day |
| Yeah, an' you’d be kind of nifty if we were in the Fifties and you had a cool |
| car to drive |
| But we’re living in the Nineties so you better shake your hiney |
| Or you’re gonna get left behind |
| You got to get off the couch get out of the house long about Friday night |
| Shine up your boots, polish up your moves if you want to keep her satisfied |
| You know a little bump and grind will do it every time if you want to keep your |
| little girl |
| But you don’t stand a chance 'less you take her out and dance |
| 'Cause we’re living in a honky tonk world |
| No, you don’t stand a chance 'less you take her out and dance |
| 'Cause we’re living in a honky tonk world |