| Well I’ve never been afraid of much and never thought I need a crutch
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| To help me thru the trials of this life
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| But there’s one thing I can’t do with out and Copenhagens what I’m talkin'
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| About and I love it nearly as much as I love my wife
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| Now when I first started chewin' I didn’t know what I was doin'
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| But I liked the way it helped me to relax
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| And a big ol' chew tastes might good just the way Copenhagen should
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| But when its gone I’m a slobbering maniac
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| I’m a Copenhagen junkie there’s a big ol' hairy monkey on my back
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| And he just won’t let me be
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| Cause when I run out of chewin' know I’m on the road to ruin
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| Zes that Copenhagen’s got a hold on me
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| I can go without a lot of things like sweet potatoes and butter beans
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| And you know if wouldn’t really bother me at all
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| I can go without food for a couple of days but if you take my s’noose away
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| I’ll be climbing like the spider up the wall
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| I’m a Copenhagen junkie…
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| Well I even tried to quit one time my knees got weak I sorta went blind
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| And my mellow disposition headed south
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| And I started eating like a big fat hog got wild got mean like a rabid dog and
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| Start frothin' and foamin' at the mouth
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| I’m a Copenhagen junkie…
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| Can I help you sir ah yeah do you got any Copenhagen
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| No Sir I’m afraid we’re all out ah
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| I’m a Copenhagen junkie…
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| Ah Copenhagen it makes me feel so good
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| But when its gone boys I ain’t feeling exactly the way I should |