| Well i’ve never been afraid of much and never thought i need a crutch
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| To help me through the trials of this life
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| But there’s one thing i cant do with out and copenhagen’s what i’m talking
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| About and i love it nearly as much as i love my wife.
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| Now when i first started chewing i didn’t know what i was doing
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| But i liked the way it helped me to relax
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| And a big ol' chew tastes might good just the way copenhagen should
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| But when its gone i’m a slobbering maniac.
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| Chorus
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| I’m a copenhagen junkie, there’s a big ol' hairy monkey on my back
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| And he just wont let me be
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| Cause when i run out of chewing
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| I know i’m on the road to ruin
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| Yes that copenhagen’s got a hold on me
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| I can go without a lot of things like sweet potatoes and butter beans
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| And you know if wouldn’t really bother me at all
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| I can go without coffee for a couple of days but if you take my snuffs away
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| I’ll be climbing like the spider up the wall.
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| Chorus
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| Well i even tried to quit one time
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| My knees got weak and sorta went blind and my mellow disposition headed south
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| I started eating like a big fat hog got wild got mean like a rabbit dog and
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| Start frothing and foaming at the mouth
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| Chorus
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| Can i help you sir?
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| Ah, yea do you got any copenhagen?
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| No sir i’m afraid we’re all out
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| Ahhhhhhh
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| Chorus
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| Ahh copenhagen, it makes me feel so good
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| But when its gone boys, i ain’t feeling exactly the way i should |