Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Cheer Up It May Never Happen, artist - Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine. Album song Post Historic Monsters, in the genre Поп
Date of issue: 05.09.1993
Record label: Chrysalis
Song language: English
Cheer Up It May Never Happen |
Cheer up, it might never happen |
Drive by shootings on the streets of Clapham |
Jackboots booting right across the map |
And daddy’s gone 'a looting with his pistol packin' mama |
And God didn’t make the little green apples |
With the Halloween grin and the shaving tackle |
Another worrying thing for the grans to grapple |
As the earth quakes, shakes and rolls and rattles on |
And if the whole world is a stage |
A kaleidoscope of lights and sound |
You can take my Equity card away |
And burn the theater to the ground |
Cheer up, it might never happen kid |
Although I think it probably just did |
The Christmas speech was a porno vid |
A topless picture on the British quid |
Jack and Jill went off the cliff |
Contract killed in a lovers' tiff |
While Ben and Bill smoke a comic spliff |
Tom and Jerry built to a moronic riff |
And if the whole world is a stage |
A kaleidoscope of lights and sound |
You can take my Equity card away |
And burn the theater to the ground |
Sack the actors send the clowns |
Back to practice paper rounds |
Sweeping leaves and walking dogs |
Daily deeds and bob a jobs |
Sitting babies, salting snow |
Helping ladies cross the road |
Washing cars, recycling tins |
Catching falling stars and things |
Helping old folk, corner shop |
Little things that mean a lot |
A fairytale-like end to violence |
Through jumble sales and sponsored silence |
Stop the world I wanna get back on |
I want to learn to love the bomo |
And have it tattooed across my gut |
The immortal words cheer up |
It might never happen to you kid |
Although I think it probably just did |