Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song Gertcha, artist - Chas & Dave. Album song 100 Hits Legends - Chas & Dave, in the genre Иностранный рок
Date of issue: 17.01.2009
Record label: Issued
Song language: English
Gertcha |
Now there’s a word that I don’t understand |
I hear it every day from my old man |
It may be Cockney rhyming slang |
It ain’t in no school book |
He says it every time that he gets mad |
A regular caution is my old dad |
Rub the old man up the wrong way, bet your life you’ll hear him say |
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha |
Gertcha! |
When the kids are swinging on the gate |
Gertcha! |
When the paperboy’s half an hour late |
Gertcha! |
When the pigeons are pecking at his seed |
Gertcha! |
When the barber starts digging up his bean |
Gertcha! |
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha |
Bar stool preaching |
That’s the old man’s game! |
Now the old man was a Desert Rat |
Khaki shorts and a khaki hat |
How me mother could have fancied that |
I just don’t know |
But when the enemy came in sight |
They gave up without a fight |
They rubbed him up the wrong way |
This is what they heard him say |
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha |
Gertcha! |
When me rock and roll records wake him up |
Gertcha! |
When the Poles knock England out of the cup |
Gertcha! |
When the kids are banging on his door |
Gertcha! |
When the barman won’t serve him any more |
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha |
Bar stool preaching |
He’s always been the same! |
(piano solo) |
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha |
Gertcha! |
When the dog’s left a message on the step |
Gertcha! |
Lester Piggott, when he lost it by a neck |
Gertcha! |
When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes |
Gertcha! |
When the houseflies are flying round his food |
Gertcha, cowson, gertcha |
Bar stool preaching |
He’s always been the same! |
Gertcha! |
Gertcha! |
Gertcha! |
Gertcha! |
Gertcha! |
When me mother says he can’t go down the pub |
Gertcha! |
Sister’s boyfriend put his sister up the club |
Gertcha! |
When the tomcats, when they’re kicking up a din |
Gertcha! |
Tottenham Hotspur couldn’t get one in |
Gertcha! |
When me mother locks him out of the flat |
Gertcha! |
When it’s raining and he can’t find his hat |
Gertcha! |
In the mornings when his motorcar won’t go |
Gertcha! |
Next-door neighbour, when he won’t give him a tow |
Gertcha! |
Gertcha! |
Gertcha! |
Gertcha! |