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Date of issue: 17.01.2009
Record label: Issued
Song language: English
Beer Belly |
I’m one of them hopeless cases |
I’m ashamed to say |
Got a job to tie my laces |
My belly gets in the Way |
And I get puffed out on the disco floor |
I can’t do me trousers up no more |
I took up wearing braces |
Cos a belt gets in the way |
Now none of my shirts won’t fit me |
They all keep coming undone |
My mates all take the mickey |
Believe me it ain’t much fun |
When you get puffed out on the disco floor |
And you can’t do ya trousers up no more |
They all swan about with crumpet |
But me I can’t get none |
Cos I’m developing a beer belly |
an I don’t reckon it at all |
I’m developing a beer belly |
Me trousers seem to small (trousers are too small) |
And I get puffed out on the disco floor |
I can’t do me trousers up no more |
Cos I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer |
belly |
I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly |
Now I know that I could lose it |
If I really tried I 'spose |
But I can’t leave the beer alone |
Thats how the story goes |
And I get puffed out on the disco floor |
I can’t do me trousers up no more |
Me mates all swan about with crumpet |
And that gets up my nose |
Cos I’m developing a beer belly |
an I don’t reckon it at all |
I’m developing a beer belly |
Me trousers seem to small (trousers are too small) |
And I get puffed out on the disco floor |
I can’t do me trousers up no more |
Cos I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer |
belly |
I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly |
I’m developing a beer belly |
I don’t reckon it at all |
I’m developing a beer belly |
Me trousers seem to small (trousers are too small) |
And I get puffed out on the disco floor |
I can’t do me trousers up no more |
Cos I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer |
belly |
I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly |
I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly |
I’m developing a beer belly (belly belly), beer belly (belly belly) beer belly |
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