| You swear you’ve heard it before as it slowly rambles on
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| No need in bringing it back cause' they’ve never really gone
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| I met this girl named Araceli
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| In her car and on her celly a sullen girl
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| Always jealous of Kelly
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| And Kelly her sister
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| Behind that building I kissed her
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| But I couldn’t get her
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| Out of her kelly green sweater
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| Besides I like my baby
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| Barb from feather
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| Even though my baby Betty
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| Was better in bed
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| Helen and Evelyn
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| Would be at Seven-Eleven at around Eleven
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| With her friend Gwendelyn
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| Gwendelyn looks like
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| Glenda without the melanin
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| And more like Marilyn
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| From the University of Maryland
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| She’s a Terrapin
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| Her and Tara are friends
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| And Tara’s a ten
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| But she’s terribly into trends
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| And trendy’s not the way to be
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| If it were Wendy
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| I took her to Wendy’s
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| When it’s windy
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| And we pretend we
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| And we loan each other fetty' but she never seem to pay me back it don’t offend
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| me
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| Let me tell you bout' the time I dated Emmy
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| We went to the Emmy’s
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| And we were faded off of Remy
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| They gave a Emmy
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| To Jennifer playing Penny
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| And another one to Michael McKean for playing Lenny
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| And let me end this off by saying women drive me insane
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| From Ryan finding and crying up on me in the rain
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| I’m sorry
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| I’ll try my best to maintain my sanity afterwards if you look like a
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| Just that old-fashioned love song played on the radio
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| And wrapped around the music is the sound of someone promising they’ll never go
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| (She'll live and die for you its still live and die)
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| Oh it’s the same old story
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| From the after-show groupies to the jealousy-beaten beauties to the forgotten
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| faces of floozies
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| Living within a limo of lunacy and lust
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| Insignificant fucking leaves you nothing but some sort of mental love
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| Now I don’t want to just
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| Fuck em and leave em
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| I want something with meaning not some random girl sucking my semen up on the
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| weekends leavin' my dummy love in the dreamin' never givin' me any reason to
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| stop settling for the leeches
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| I met this girl
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| Her name was Joan
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| She loved the way I rocked on the microphone
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| When I met Joan
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| I took her home
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| She was just like a doggie all on my bone
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| I met another girl
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| Her name was Ann
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| All she ever wanted was to freak with a man
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| When I met Ann
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| I shook her hand
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| We ended up freaking by a garbage can
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| When will I ever find some stability of mind
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| Future tangled up into the abyss something you shredded a thousand times
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| It feels like I’ve been burned to the stake like fifty times
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| While a team of taxidermists sucked out all my insides
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| And I’ve been hopelessly searching for the perfect counterpart
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| To my heart but every time it feels close I get ripped apart
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| So I’m just running away
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| And settling for the nearest wet pussy sedative
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| Till the rest of me decays
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| Thanks, Helen
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| Just that old-fashioned love song played on the radio
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| And wrapped around the music is the sound of someone promising they’ll never go
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| (I dedicate this to every single girl I ever dated)
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| You swear you’ve heard it before as it slowly rambles on
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| No need in bringing em back cause' they’re never really gone
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| I knew this girl
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| Her name was cloud
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| She like it when my hip-hop was loud
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| Bass so heavy it shakes her shoes
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| And now my raps
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| Smell like the blues
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| I met this girl
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| Her name was robot
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| She sang backwards and knew how to grow pot
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| Had a tattoo on the inside of her thigh
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| That always got wet when my song made her cry
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| I knew this woman
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| They called her mom
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| Crack made her thoughts all twisted wrong
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| I met this chick
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| Her name was the hell of it
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| Knew all the words to Freestyle Fellowship
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| I knew this lady
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| Queen of the world
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| Cool as shit so I made her my girl
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| I knew this chick that made a rope out of shellfish
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| She was a mermaid she would sell fish
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| Just that old-fashioned love song played on the radio
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| You swear you’ve heard it before as it slowly rambles on
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| No need in bringing it back cause' they’ve never really gone
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| Just that old-fashioned love song played on the radio
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| From the heart
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| To the soul
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| To the mind
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| (These are the struggles that we all go through) |