| When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine
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| But this cat starts banging man what a swine.
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| So I called reception but to no avail
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| That’s why I’m telling you this sorry tale.
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| I went bang — I said shut up,
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| I went bang — I said rap up.
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| Well I’m aware that the guy must do his work
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| But the piledriver man drove me berserk.
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| He said captain, I said wot,
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| He said captain, I said wot,
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| He said captain, I said wot,
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| He said captain, I said wot d’ya want
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| Once a lifetime, twice a day
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| If you don’t work you get no pay.
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| I been to the east, I been to the west,
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| But the girls I like best are the ones undressed.
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| Well, hello Adam, where you been?
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| I said a’stand aside 'cause I’m feelin' mean,
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| I’ve had a gutful of you and I’m feelin' bad
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| 'Cause you’re an ugly old pirate and ain’t I glad.
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| He said captain, I said wot, …
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| He said captain, I said wot, … |