| Tried to find my sock, I know that it’s lost | 
| Something’s gone wrong again | 
| Need a shave, cut myself, need a new blade | 
| Something’s gone wrong again | 
| And again, and again, and again, again | 
| And something’s gone wrong again | 
| Something’s gone wrong again | 
| Tried to fry an egg, broke the yolk, no joke | 
| Something’s gone wrong again | 
| Look at my watch just to tell the time, but the hands come off mine | 
| Something’s gone wrong again | 
| Something’s gone wrong again | 
| And again, and again, and again, again | 
| And something’s gone wrong again | 
| Something’s gone wrong again | 
| Nothing ever happens to people like us, except we miss the bus | 
| Something goes wrong again | 
| Need a smoke, use my last 50p, but the machine is broke | 
| Something’s gone wrong again | 
| Something goes wrong again | 
| And again, and again, and again, again | 
| And something goes wrong again | 
| Something goes wrong again | 
| Something goes wrong again | 
| And again, and again, and again, again | 
| And something goes wrong again | 
| Something goes wrong again | 
| Nothing ever happens to people like us, except we miss the bus | 
| Something goes wrong again | 
| Need a smoke, use my last 50p, but the machine is broke | 
| Something goes wrong again | 
| Something goes wrong again | 
| And again, and again, and again, again | 
| And something goes wrong again | 
| Something goes wrong again | 
| Turned up early in time for our date, but then, we turn up late | 
| Something goes wrong again | 
| Need a drink, go to the pub, but the bugger shuts | 
| Something goes wrong again | 
| Something goes wrong again | 
| And again, and again, and again, again | 
| And something goes wrong again | 
| Ah, something goes wrong again | 
| Something goes wrong again | 
| Something goes wrong again |