| A game in which I seem to never find out just what I am | 
| I don’t know if I’m an actor or ham, a shaman or sham | 
| But if you don’t mind, I don’t mind | 
| I’m lost without a clue (O-o-o-ooh) | 
| So how can I undo the tangle of these webs I keep weaving? | 
| I don’t know if I should be believing, deceptive perceiving | 
| But if you don’t mind, I don’t mind | 
| I used to bet that you didn’t care (O-o-oh) | 
| But gambling never got me anywhere (O-o-oh) | 
| Each time, I used to feel so sure (O-oh) | 
| Something about you made me doubt you more (O-oh) | 
| How can you convince me? | 
| (O-o-o-ooh) | 
| When everything I see just makes me feel you’re putting me down? | 
| And if it’s true, this pathetic clown’ll keep hanging around (A-a-ah) | 
| That’s if you don’t mind, I don’t mind | 
| I used to bet that you didn’t care (O-o-oh) | 
| But gambling never got me anywhere (O-o-oh) | 
| Each time, I used to feel so sure (O-oh) | 
| Something about you made me doubt you more (O-oh) | 
| I even think you hate me when you call me on the phone | 
| And sometimes when we go out, then, I wish I’d stayed at home | 
| And when I’m dreaming, or just lying in my bed | 
| I think you’ve got it in for me, is it all in my head? | 
| Is it in my head? | 
| How can you convince me? | 
| (O-o-o-ooh) | 
| When everything I see just makes me feel you’re putting me down? | 
| And if it’s true, this pathetic clown’ll keep hanging around (A-a-ah) | 
| That’s if you don’t mind, I don’t mind, I don’t mind |