| There’s equal spaces between the hurdles and steeple chases
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| So I don’t go around blowing smoke in people’s faces
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| Rather than acting like a pest to your spouse
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| I’ll conduct my behavior like I’m a guest in your house
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| No matter what 'cause I found out you’ll learn
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| It’s your ass in the future if you fart on someone’s furniture
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| Not everyone thinks having no class is funny
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| A fool is an outcast when he outlasts his money
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| I dress like an old man but so what and lord knows
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| I love little babies and I cry at award shows
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| It’s nice to hear sad songs played on the piano
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| I’m a fan of the fine arts and John Gailliano
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| I use mirrors to attempt to dispel on the powers
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| Of evil and believing, smelling the flowers even
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| Life as a vagrant or thug will get stagnant
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| So follow your nose and savior the fragrance
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| I don’t act hard and waste time with irrelevance
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| Or underestimate the audience’s intelligence
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| I do what I do with skill and sincerity
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| I am what I am, not a fraud or a parody
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| So I don’t act hard and waste time with irrelevance
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| Or underestimate the audience’s intelligence
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| I just do what I do with skill and sincerity |