| Leftfielder, living in a suitcase
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| Comfortable shoes, photo album and toothpaste
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| Road atlas, learning my way around
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| Kissing the pavement, lucky cause I may have drowned
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| Hotel notepad, three pens for five dollars
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| Black, red and blue, recommended by scholars
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| On foot, talking loud and telling fortunes
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| Steadily building up an empire and selling portions
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| Spinning plates, disappearing, walking the high wire
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| Sawing a woman in half, on trial by fire
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| Call me country, I’m dry as a bone
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| Perhaps I would die if I was alone
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| I pray to Saint Christopher and shout at the devil
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| I made a million promises and have broken several
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| Man of the moment, trying to get some more
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| And you never heard it like this before
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| Fly fisherman, don’t know, don’t care
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| Straight out of the muddle of butt fudge nowhere
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| Champion of breakfast, reverse kleptomaniac
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| Rainy day wallflower, what did you expect
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| Pickled beats everywhere, daily pollution
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| Everyone’s looking for a saline solution
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| Give me a lawnmower, something made of wood
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| Beat up contraptions that smoke when they heat up
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| Pygmalion, big city grease monkey
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| Maybe the most honest, probably the least funky
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| Raccoon with rabies, backstage hermit crab
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| Give me your Zippidily Do Da and I will turn it sad
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| Permanent scar on a smooth face of mediocrity
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| Just leave it up to me to rock it awkwardly
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| Tin can evangelist, trying to make some more
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| And you never heard it like this before |