Song information On this page you can find the lyrics of the song The Perfect Buffet, artist - Brutal Knights. Album song Feast Of Shame, in the genre Date of issue: 18.04.2007
Record label: Deranged
Song language: English
The Perfect Buffet |
| Welcome to the perfect buffet |
| Good for straight, transgendered or gay |
| Vadge and dong are part of this schmorgasbord |
| Your waiters name is Gord |
| We come every day to dine at the perfect buffet |
| Bring many trays when you visit the perfect buffet |
| Do you want to have crabs? |
| The waitresses are not old hags |
| You can have ice cream |
| Or drink a cup of steam |
| We come |
| You can have all the pizza you want a piece a |
| Have a siesta at our fiesta |
| Free gift bag with every order over twenty dollars |