Lyrics Bikini Diet - Brutal Knights

Bikini Diet

Lets go on a bikini diet
You me and the dog
Lets lose weight together
Then we will shave our dongs
Dont wanna be a dude with teats
Unless it is from surgery
Must lose twenty pounds
It is an emergency bikini diet
I dont wanna look stocky
At the anti-racism rally
I need to protest condominiums
My weight must be the minimum
Dont wanna
I bought a flashy thong
Want to wear it and impress gays
With a belly like santa claus
For bikini not OK
Dont wanna