| Don’t pay me no mind, baby
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| Shine shine shine
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| Don’t pay me no mind, sugar
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| Shine shine shine
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| I had seen you when the hosted seated you
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| In a station of mine still I’m taking my time
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| Made sure the moment got seized, made up my mind
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| Through a napkin over my sleeve, straightened my tie
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| Mind if I behold you through the fold of your menu
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| Couture, all up against you, oh lord
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| How could I convince you? |
| I just met you
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| And I’m instantly listening to your instrumental
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| Poor me, I poured water inside your glass
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| For a brief moment our eyes had kind of met
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| I confess, I felt that inside my chest
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| Almost made quite a mess yet I digress
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| I would guess you’re meeting a date here
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| I offer, she order hors d’oeuvres while she wait here
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| She brushed her bangs to clear off her face, yeah
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| Parted her lips and turned crab cakes to Shakespeare
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| The way the lady bait a trap, I’m afraid to ask
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| My imagination act, I run away with that
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| Run away with me, I swear I’m not a maniac
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| I’ll give you that pretty diamond ring and last name to match
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| I ain’t saying that, I practiced waiting in the back
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| I know I better make it fast before her date get back
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| Yeah, I place her order, grabbed the plate, relaxed
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| Here, let me fix my face get my game in tact
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| Fear, I chased the clock as I can’t make it stop
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| I played the waiter job, made it to the table top
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| Time to play your cards, ace got to take your shot
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| Before I could speak he showed up to devastate the plot
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| Her real server showed up, my plan fell through
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| «Sir, are y’all together? |
| Ma’am, can I help you?»
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| She looking puzzled, I stand without words
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| I’m sorry, I don’t really work here — awkward
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| Let me explain, you see I ain’t much for wait and see
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| So when I seen you take a seat I played maitre d'
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| She replied angrily, «Mister, I can’t believe
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| You’d stand your grown ass in this place and play games with me
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| Crazy freak, wait, how did you get all that food?»
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| I ordered from the table around the corner and brought it to you
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| Can’t say I thought it through, ma’am it’s all sort of new
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| But when I saw you I sort of knew I had to talk to you
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| And nothing in my arsenal seemed possible
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| So I called an audible Serve you? |
| I’m honoured to
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| I didn’t mean to bother you, I just want to watch a few
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| Moments of your life much like a fly on a wall would do
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| Never mind me, the light from your unusually bright shine blinded me
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| So that was all I could see, I understand if you don’t want to talk to me
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| I’ll just leave, pardon me, I’ll just take this little broken heart and leave
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| «Wait, that was a stupid thing to do
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| But my date didn’t show up and my table’s set for two»
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| I pulled on my coat like, aw look at you
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| That’s all I really wanted ma’am enjoy your afternoon
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| I’m through |