| Father Hennepin went down to Bennigan’s |
| To discuss the construction of the Hennepin Bridge |
| He had time to kill down by the flour mill |
| So he planned a picnic lunch on St Anthony Main |
| Now Father Hennepin he was notorious |
| And he liked a little drunk down at Nye’s Polanaise |
| His explorations were more than glorious |
| So they planned to build a bridge that would feature his name |
| Well, first Niagara and then St Anthony’s |
| Were discovered by the fella with the Hennepin name |
| But when the lock was filled on the lower falls |
| Eveyone was shoppin' on the Nicollet Mall |
| And when the rope was cut on the Hennepin |
| Father Louis had a most unusual plan |
| He would take a dip in the Mississippi |
| He would dive from the centre and swim to the dam |
| When the time had come and he took the plunge |
| Everyone screamed: «My God, what has he done» |
| And though he tried to swim, the current carried him |
| Closer and closer to the brink of the falls |
| The people lined the banks of the Mississippi |
| To watch Father Hennepin go over the edge |
| The people there that day, they all swear they say |
| Father Hennepin was laughin' as he fell to his death |