| Here they come in their cuffed Levi’s
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| Hair slicked back, they’re real tough guys
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| Black t-shirt and a bad attidude
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| Better not step on their blue suede shoes
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| Livin' in a time that’s long since gone
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| It’s not quite right, there’s something wrong
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| Look! |
| There goes another Betty Page
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| Get with it chick, it’s all the rage
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| He’s really, really, really rockabilly
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| Really, really, really rockabilly
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| He pissed in his pants
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| He’s too drunk to care
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| He’s wearin' 1956 underwear
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| There’s neo-rockabilly
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| There’s psycho-rockabilly
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| There’s Starbucks-Orange-County rockabilly
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| There’s euro — ja-ja-wir machen-rockin' rockabilly
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| There’s Western-swing-traditional-blues-
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| Influenced rockabilly
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| There’s Australian shrimp-on-the-barbie-
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| Carry-your-surfboard-to-Sears-
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| To-buy-your-rolled-up-Levi's rockabilly
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| There’s rock-a-Johnny, rock-a-Sally, rock-a-hillbilly
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| It’s all too stupid, and it’s just plain silly
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| The man at the door
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| He’s a rockabilly guy
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| He said you can’t come in
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| Your pompadour’s too high
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| Better grow them sideburns
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| Get a tattoo on your neck
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| Drink Pabst Blue Ribbon
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| Drive a rockabilly wreck
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| Has it come to this?
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| I want a new job
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| Rockabilly retards and rockabilly slobs are rockabilly
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| Stars
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| It used to be fun just to play the guitar
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| Now I just want to run real, real far |