| I can’t sing and i can’t play
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| All i care about is sex and money
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| I look out-dated, i think that’s funny
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| But i’m too shallow to really give a damn
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| Cause i sing for a party rock band
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| In '86, fans ripped out my hair
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| Now it’s '96, there ain’t none there
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| The girls used to talk dirty to me But now it just really hurts when i pee
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| But i’m too stoned to really give a damn
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| 'cause i sing for my party rock band
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| Bi-sexual girls, come get to know me You can be my two and only
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| I’ll be your brain-damaged party rock man
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| My agent says i need publicity
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| Told me act depressed, they’d take me seriously
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| So wrecked my car into a telephone pole
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| Tried to date the singer from hole
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| But courtney didn’t love me Don’t they understand?
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| Cuz i’m a shallow minded, sex cravin', don’t
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| Care about nothing unless i’m getting laid
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| Party rock band. |