| Dick meets jane and a fire starts
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| Jane leaves dick and it breaks his heart
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| Dick asked jane, «why'd you leave me?»
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| «cause you’re not dangerous, rough or sleazy»
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| Now dick’s dangerous
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| Now dick’s rough
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| Now dick’s sleazy
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| Nice guy dick don’t live here anymore
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| Dick bought a swanky love pad down by the shore
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| He’s going prime time
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| Online
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| All the girls come around to get dick
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| They all adore him now 'cause he acts like a prick
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| Each one tries to tie dick down
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| Dick never falls in love, on the girls start coming 'round
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| Dick don’t fall for their sweetness
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| He knows their weakness
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| Dick knows a secret
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| Secret is dick leased himself a nice car
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| Girls like car
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| Girls like dick
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| Dick scores
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| Suddenly jane wants back in dick’s life
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| 'cause jane hears dick’s a popular guy
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| Jane looks good, dick takes her home
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| Dick kicks hers out after he gets his bone
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| Now jane wants him
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| Now jane needs him
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| Now jane loves him
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| Jane loves dick now that she got the heave ho Jane got what she wanted
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| Dick ain’t a nice guy no more
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| Spoken by woman: but i want dick! |