| If you weren’t so stupid, I could have loved you
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| And if you weren’t so stupid, but you’re pretty stupid
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| And if you weren’t so busy, I could have loved you
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| But you work in an office and you’ve got other offers
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| Tell me what is his name now
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| What is his name?
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| I am excited to hear the news
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| Tell me what is his name now
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| What does it say about you?
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| But let’s not be friends
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| Or else this’ll never end
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| Let’s not be friends
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| For sure, for sure
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| And if you weren’t so ugly, I could’ve loved you
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| It’s something I tell myself when down
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| To get high, Lord
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| If you made me a coffee, I could’ve loved you
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| And I’d make you hot chocolate
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| And anything you wanted
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| Tell me who is invited?
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| So fuckin' delighted
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| To see all the boys you see
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| Tell me why don’t I fight it?
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| What does it say about me?
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| And let’s not be friends
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| Or else this’ll never end
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| Let’s not be friends
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| For sure, for sure
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| We’d adopt, we’d adopt
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| I’d have all the things he’s got
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| But I’m not
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| So let’s stop, pretend
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| That there’ll be a happy end
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| Let’s not be friends
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| For sure
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| (For sure)
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| We’d adopt, we’d have dogs
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| I’d have all the things he’s got
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| But I’m not |