Song information On this page you can read the lyrics of the song On the Door , by - Amanda Palmer. Release date: 01.09.2016
Song language: English
On the Door |
| You’re on the door, minus one |
| You’re on the door, minus two |
| You’re on the door, minus three |
| You’re on the door, minus four |
| (static)Hey, Amanda, it’s Melissa. |
| Hi, I’m sorry to be calling you, |
| I know your show is, like, right now. |
| But we’re outside, and I’m with my |
| friend Chris, and he’s with, um his cousin Stella and she just came back from |
| college and she’s a HUGE fan and she really, really wants to see you. |
| Do you mind just putting me on plus… three? |
| When you want the door list, you’re pushing all your luck |
| The door list is for those I want to undress and fuck |
| So if you really love me, and want to see the show |
| Then show your coins and gird your loins and get your face down low |
| You’re on the door, minus one |
| You’re on the door, minus two |
| You’re on the door, minus three |
| You’re on the door, minus four |
| I’m going to do that one again |
| You’re on the door, minus one |
| You’re on the door, minus two |
| You’re on the door, minus three |
| You’re on the door, minus four |
| Can’t bring your little friend? |
| You don’t see my show again |
| (Generic children: Yay!) |
| Pay to eat, pay to swim |
| Pay for me, or don’t come in |
| Pay to drink, pay the price |
| Don’t pay me, that’s not so nice |
| Bring yourself, bring a friend |
| You can watch, while your friend bend |
| Take a hike, take a chance |
| Don’t pay for me, and you don’t dance |
| Dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance, dance |
| D-d-d-dance, dance |
| D-d-d-dance, dance |
| D-d-d-dance, dance |
| You’re on the door, minus one |
| You’re on the door, minus two |
| You’re on the door, minus three |
| You’re on the door, minus four |
| You’re on the door, you’re on the door, minus, minus |
| You’re on the door, you’re on the door, minus, minus |
| You’re on the door, you’re on the door, minus, minus |
| You’re on the door, you’re on the door, minus, minus |
| Hey, and I do actually, um, watch your show and everything, do you mind just — |
| (Palmer: No.) |
| — just ringing me up a list, I’m just with one friend, um — |
| (Palmer: The answer’s no.) |
| Just put me on plus two, no big deal, if you can’t, um, no big deal, |
| but that’d be awesome. |
| Alright, you got my number now, this is not my cell, |
| I called from P — |
| (Palmer: No.) |